Software developer. I write code, occasionally it works.
| Date (IST) | Predicted | Actual | Result | Ξ pts | Hire probability |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-30 (today) | 39 | β³ | Market open |
How does this work? (a.k.a. why is this in my README)
- Every day at 00:05 IST a GitHub Action predicts how many commits I'll make that day (rounded 7-day average).
- The next midnight it fetches my real commit count and settles the trade.
- Exact hit: +1 pts. Off by one: +0.5 pts. Streaks add a small bonus.
- Miss: -0.25 pts. Zero commits after predicting some: -0.5 pts.
- 10+ commits and 3x the forecast counts as market manipulation: -1.5 pts.
- 10+ commits within 60 minutes is hourly manipulation: -1.5 pts.
- Visitors: π/π on today's voting issue to predict whether the bot hits. No prize, just bragging rights.
- Monthly: on the 1st, an earnings report summarises the previous month.
- Probability is 100% fiction. The 100% real part: I actually ship code, and I'm actually looking for a job.