"I tried touching grass once. It segfaulted."
- 👨💻 Booted into reality with
main() {}instead of crying - 🧠 Writes engines that probably violate Newton's laws and human rights
- 📉 Documentation style: "if it's not obvious, you're not elite enough"
- 🧪 Studies quant finance not to get rich, but to lose money faster... intelligently
- 🔥 Terminal rice enjoyer, Neovim config war veteran
- 🐸 Sleep is a background process, occasionally segfaults
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🎯 What I'm Good At (allegedly)
💻 Languages & Frameworks
⚙️ Hardware & HDL (Learning)
💗My Favs
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