shell-random-greeter

#!/bin/bash

# Credits #
: '
ALL ART IS CREDITED TO ORIGINAL ARTIST WHEN APPLICABLE

ART SOURCES: https://www.asciiart.eu/
'

##############################################################################################################

# Customizing The Script #

# before the else conditional (but after the the first if statement) add the following line:


# elif [[ $RANDINT == value ]]; then
#       echo "your"
#       echo "quote"
#       echo "here"



# VARIABLES #

# CHOOSING A QUOTE #
if [[ -n $1 ]];then
	RANDINT=$1
else
	RANGE=$(grep -c 'elif' /usr/bin/shell-random-greeter ) #counts the #of Else-If statements in file (number should always be one more than the final value in the elif statements)
	RANDINT=$(($RANDOM% $RANGE )) # picks a random number depending on the amount of elif statements in the file
fi
CURRENT_TIME=$( date '+%H:%M:%S') # Just the current time for the 'TIME of terminal start-- can be used in the quotes section as well.'
##############################################################################################################

function welcome() { # Welcome script
        echo -e '\e[31m<Welcome!>\e[0m' '{'"\e[33m$USER\e[0m"'@'"\e[33m$HOSTNAME\e[0m"'}' # username@host using env
        echo -e "\e[92mYour Current Directory is\e[0m:" "\e[94m$PWD\e[0m" # Current Directory
        echo -e "\e[92mTime of Terminal Start\e[0m:" "["$CURRENT_TIME"]" # Time of start
        echo -e "\e[92mDefault Shell\e[0m:" $(echo $SHELL | cut -c 10-) # Default Shell
	echo -e "\e[92mUptime\e[0m:" $(uptime --pretty | cut -c 4-)
        echo '____________________________________'
        
        echo -e "\n\e[92m<About system:>\e[0m" # System info
        echo "CPU" $( lscpu | grep "Model name" ) # CPU
        lsmem --summary # Memory info
        echo "Kernel:" $(uname --kernel-release) # Kernel info
        echo -e "____________________________________\n"
}
welcome

# ART and Quotes #

function art() {
	if [[ $RANDINT == 0 ]]; then #AOT
		echo '============================='
		echo '-------{心臓を捧げよ!}-------'
		echo '---{Dedicate your hearts!}---'
		echo '----{!Shinzō o Sasageyo!}----'
		echo '============================='
		echo '- From Attack On Titan (進撃の巨人)'

	elif [[ $RANDINT == 1 ]]; then #Outsiders 
		echo '@=================================@'
		echo '!------{STAY GOLDEN PONYBOY}------!'
		echo '@=================================@'
		echo '- Dallas, The Outsiders'

	elif [[ $RANDINT == 2 ]]; then #Who gave you perms????
		echo ' #***************************************# '
		echo '===Who gave you permission to launch me?==='
		echo ' #***************************************# '

	elif [[ $RANDINT == 3 ]]; then #WHO 
		echo ' #**************************# '
		echo '===WHO IN THE FRICK ARE YOU?==='
		echo ' #**************************# '
		echo
		echo "(Oh, it's just you," $USER ")"

	elif [[ $RANDINT == 4 ]]; then #Forest Gump
		echo ' #***********************************# '
		echo '== Life is like a box of Chocalates. =='
		echo ' #***********************************# '
		echo '- Forrest Gump'
	elif [[ $RANDINT == 5 ]]; then #Mishima
		echo ' #******************************************# '
		echo '=== The instant that the blade tore open ====='
		echo '=== his flesh, the bright disk of the sun ====' 
		echo '== soared up and exploded behind his eyelids.='
		echo ' #******************************************# '
		echo ' - Runaway Horses, Yukio Mishima' 


	elif [[ $RANDINT == 6 ]]; then #HACKING THE PENTAGON
		echo '+++HACKING THE PENTAGON+++'
		echo 'Progress: [#####################]'
		echo 'Done! Giving' [ $USER ] 'root access now...'
		echo 'TIME OF ACCESS: ' $CURRENT_TIME

	elif [[ $RANDINT == 7 ]]; then #Trollface	
		echo '     ▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄        '
		echo '     █░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▀▀▄    '
		echo '    █░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░▒▒▒░░█   '
		echo '   █░░░░░░▄██▀▄▄░░░░░▄▄▄░░░░█  '
		echo ' ▄▀▒▄▄▄▒░█▀▀▀▀▄▄█░░░██▄▄█░░░░█ '
		echo '█░▒█▒▄░▀▄▄▄▀░░░░░░░░█░░░▒▒▒▒▒░█'
		echo '█░▒█░█▀▄▄░░░░░█▀░░░░▀▄░░▄▀▀▀▄▒█'
		echo ' █░▀▄░█▄░█▀▄▄░▀░▀▀░▄▄▀░░░░█░░█ '
		echo '  █░░░▀▄▀█▄▄░█▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▀▀█▀██░█  '
		echo '   █░░░░██░░▀█▄▄▄█▄▄█▄████░█   '
		echo '    █░░░░▀▀▄░█░░░█░█▀██████░█  '
		echo '     ▀▄░░░░░▀▀▄▄▄█▄█▄█▄█▄▀░░█  ' 
		echo '       ▀▄▄░▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░▒░░░█ '
		echo '          ▀▀▄▄░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░█ '
		echo '              ▀▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░░█  ' 
		echo '    Problem?        ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀   '
		echo '    AsciiArt From: TwitchQuotes' 

	elif [[ $RANDINT == 8 ]]; then
		echo '   SMOKE DAT       (  )/     '
		echo '    JUNGLEBOYZ      )(/      '
		echo ' ________________  ( /)      '
		echo '()__)____________)))))    hjw'
		echo 'AsciiArt by: Hayley Jane Wakenshaw | Source Asciiart.eu'

	elif [[ $RANDINT == 9 ]]; then 
		echo '              ...                             '
		echo '             ;::::;                           ' 
		echo '            ;::::; :;                         '
		echo "         ;:::::'   :;                         "
		echo "        ;:::::;     ;.                        "
		echo "       ,:::::'       ;           OOO\         "  
		echo "       ::::::;       ;          OOOOO\        "
		echo "       ;:::::;       ;         OOOOOOOO       "
		echo "      ,;::::::;     ;'         / OOOOOOO      "
		echo '    ;:::::::::`. ,,,;.        /  / DOOOOOO    '
		echo "  .';:::::::::::::::::;,     /  /     DOOOO   "
		echo " ,::::::;::::::;;;;::::;,   /  /        DOOO  "
		echo ';`::::::` ::::::;;;::::: ,#/  /          DOOO '
		echo ':`:::::::`;::::::;;::: ;::#  /            DOOO'
		echo '::`:::::::`;:::::::: ;::::# /              DOO'
		echo '`:`:::::::`;:::::: ;::::::#/               DOO'
		echo ' :::`:::::::`;; ;:::::::::##                OO'
		echo ' ::::`:::::::`;::::::::;:::#                OO' 
		echo ' `:::::`::::::::::::; `:;::#                O '
		echo '  `:::::`::::::::;  /  / `:#                  ' 
		echo '   ::::::`:::::;   /  /   `#                  '
		echo 'Unknown Artist: Source: Asciiart.eu' 

	elif [[ $RANDINT == 10 ]]; then
		echo "TESTING TESTING? MIC CHECK: OK!"
	elif [[ $RANDINT == 11  ]]; then
		echo "goodbye!"
	elif [[ $RANDINT == 12 ]]; then
		echo "hi."
	elif [[ $RANDINT == 13 ]]; then
		echo "The way she had my toes curl should be a crime"
		echo "-Timberlake, Bones"
	elif [[ $RANDINT == 14 ]]; then
		echo "VIM > NANO"
	elif [[ $RANDINT == 15 ]]; then
		echo "LONG LIVE KING TERRY."
		echo "TALK TO GOD AND INSTALL TempleOS today!"
	else
		echo '|=====__-__=====|'
		echo '|DanceDanceRate4|'
		echo '[===============]'
	fi

# END OF ART #
}
art
echo -e '____________________________________\n'

# DEBUG MENU (uncomment to use)
: '
echo "DEBUG MENU:"
echo "========================"
echo "RANGE: " $RANGE
echo "RANDINT:" $RANDINT
echo '