diff --git a/Strand/BLE/FrameRouter.swift b/Strand/BLE/FrameRouter.swift
index 83643d4440..95f2caf328 100644
--- a/Strand/BLE/FrameRouter.swift
+++ b/Strand/BLE/FrameRouter.swift
@@ -484,10 +484,12 @@ public final class FrameRouter {
     }
 
     /// Extract the armed-alarm epoch from a GET_ALARM_TIME (cmd 67) COMMAND_RESPONSE, defensively.
-    /// The WHOOP 4.0 response layout is UNDOCUMENTED, so this tries the two shapes the firmware could
-    /// plausibly answer with - the SET_ALARM_TIME mirror (`[form 0x01][u32 LE epoch]…`, matching the
-    /// 9-byte payload we arm with) first, then a bare leading u32 LE - and accepts a candidate only when
-    /// it passes `isPlausibleAlarmEpoch`. Anything else returns nil and the caller logs raw hex instead.
+    /// The WHOOP 4.0 response layout is UNDOCUMENTED, so this tries the shapes the firmware has been
+    /// seen to answer with - the 11-byte GET readback captured on fw 41.17.6.0
+    /// (`[form 0x01][stored flag][u32 LE epoch][00 00][04 00 20]`, epoch at offset 2) first, then the
+    /// SET_ALARM_TIME mirror (`[form 0x01][u32 LE epoch]…`, matching the 9-byte payload we arm with),
+    /// then a bare leading u32 LE - and accepts a candidate only when it passes
+    /// `isPlausibleAlarmEpoch`. Anything else returns nil and the caller logs raw hex instead.
     /// Pure and CoreBluetooth-free so golden tests pin it (AlarmReadbackDecodeTests).
     nonisolated static func armedAlarmEpoch(in frame: [UInt8]) -> UInt32? {
         guard let payload = commandResponsePayload(in: frame) else { return nil }
@@ -498,14 +500,29 @@ public final class FrameRouter {
                 | (UInt32(payload[i + 2]) << 16)
                 | (UInt32(payload[i + 3]) << 24)
         }
+        // The GET readback (fw 41.17.6.0, three arm/readback captures 2026-08-26..28, #34/#1706): the
+        // epoch sits ONE byte further than in the SET mirror, because the readback carries a stored
+        // flag (0x00 = nothing stored, 0x01 = stored) the arm payload does not. The mirror-offset read
+        // of this shape returns the epoch's LOW THREE bytes shifted up a byte, plus the flag — wrong
+        // by roughly 256x and free to land anywhere in u32 range. In all three captures it landed on
+        // a 2045 date INSIDE the 2017..2100 plausibility window (an arm for 2026-08-26 read back as
+        // 2045-09-24), so the gate did not catch it and a MISMATCH was counted against a strap whose
+        // register is fine. So on this shape the mirror offsets are known-wrong and must NOT be tried:
+        // offset 2 decodes, or the payload falls to the raw-hex line.
+        if payload.count == 11, payload.first == 0x01 {
+            if let e = u32le(at: 2), isPlausibleAlarmEpoch(e) { return e }
+            return nil
+        }
         if payload.first == 0x01, let e = u32le(at: 1), isPlausibleAlarmEpoch(e) { return e }
         if let e = u32le(at: 0), isPlausibleAlarmEpoch(e) { return e }
         return nil
     }
 
     /// True when a GET_ALARM_TIME readback explicitly reports NO alarm stored — the epoch field decodes
-    /// to 0 in the same shapes `armedAlarmEpoch` reads (SET-mirror `[0x01][u32=0]` first, then a bare
-    /// leading `u32=0`). This is the strap's "nothing armed" sentinel, distinct from a genuinely
+    /// to 0 in the same shapes `armedAlarmEpoch` reads (the 11-byte GET readback `[0x01][flag][u32=0]…`
+    /// first — the #34 field-report payload `01 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 04 00 20` is exactly this shape
+    /// with the stored flag 0x00 — then the SET-mirror `[0x01][u32=0]`, then a bare leading `u32=0`).
+    /// This is the strap's "nothing armed" sentinel, distinct from a genuinely
     /// unparseable payload: an arm the strap silently dropped reads back as epoch 0, so labelling it
     /// "unrecognised" hid the real signal (#34). Only consulted AFTER `armedAlarmEpoch` returns nil, so a
     /// plausible armed epoch never reaches here. Pure/CoreBluetooth-free so AlarmReadbackDecodeTests pin it.
@@ -518,6 +535,7 @@ public final class FrameRouter {
                 | (UInt32(payload[i + 2]) << 16)
                 | (UInt32(payload[i + 3]) << 24)
         }
+        if payload.count == 11, payload.first == 0x01, let e = u32le(at: 2) { return e == 0 }
         if payload.first == 0x01, let e = u32le(at: 1) { return e == 0 }
         if let e = u32le(at: 0) { return e == 0 }
         return false
diff --git a/StrandTests/AlarmReadbackDecodeTests.swift b/StrandTests/AlarmReadbackDecodeTests.swift
index 2e4092d94f..e21b8eda4c 100644
--- a/StrandTests/AlarmReadbackDecodeTests.swift
+++ b/StrandTests/AlarmReadbackDecodeTests.swift
@@ -46,6 +46,40 @@ final class AlarmReadbackDecodeTests: XCTestCase {
         XCTAssertEqual(FrameRouter.armedAlarmEpoch(in: frame), 1_750_990_944)
     }
 
+    /// The armed GET readback, captured verbatim on fw 41.17.6.0 (2026-08-26, #34/#1706): 11 bytes,
+    /// `[form 0x01][stored 0x01][u32 LE epoch][00 00][04 00 20]`, epoch at OFFSET 2. The SET-mirror
+    /// read at offset 1 decodes this very payload to 2_389_889_025 — 2045-09-24, inside the
+    /// plausibility window — so the gate cannot catch the misread and only this fixture pins the
+    /// offset. (The arm that produced it sent epoch 1_787_720_400; the strap stored it exactly.)
+    func testGetReadbackPayload_decodesEpochAtOffsetTwo() {
+        let frame = responseFrame(payload: [0x01, 0x01, 0xD0, 0x72, 0x8E, 0x6A, 0x00, 0x00, 0x04, 0x00, 0x20])
+        XCTAssertEqual(FrameRouter.armedAlarmEpoch(in: frame), 1_787_720_400)
+    }
+
+    /// All three arm/readback pairs from the same capture set (2026-08-26..28): each readback carries
+    /// exactly the epoch the arm sent, at offset 2. Three independent values rule out coincidence —
+    /// under the offset-1 misread each decodes to the value the app actually logged (2389889025 /
+    /// 2412007425 / 2434125825: the sent epoch's low three bytes shifted up a byte, plus the flag).
+    func testGetReadback_allThreeCaptures_decodeTheSentEpoch() {
+        let captures: [([UInt8], UInt32)] = [
+            ([0x01, 0x01, 0xD0, 0x72, 0x8E, 0x6A, 0x00, 0x00, 0x04, 0x00, 0x20], 1_787_720_400),
+            ([0x01, 0x01, 0x50, 0xC4, 0x8F, 0x6A, 0x00, 0x00, 0x04, 0x00, 0x20], 1_787_806_800),
+            ([0x01, 0x01, 0xD0, 0x15, 0x91, 0x6A, 0x00, 0x00, 0x04, 0x00, 0x20], 1_787_893_200),
+        ]
+        for (payload, sentEpoch) in captures {
+            XCTAssertEqual(FrameRouter.armedAlarmEpoch(in: responseFrame(payload: payload)), sentEpoch)
+        }
+    }
+
+    /// An 11-byte readback whose epoch field is implausible falls to the raw-hex line, NOT to the
+    /// mirror offsets — those are known-wrong for this shape (they fold the stored flag into the
+    /// epoch's low byte), so trying them here could resurrect the misread this shape exists to kill.
+    func testGetReadback_implausibleEpoch_fallsToRawHexNotMirrorRead() {
+        let frame = responseFrame(payload: [0x01, 0x01, 0x05, 0x00, 0x00, 0x00, 0x00, 0x00, 0x04, 0x00, 0x20])
+        XCTAssertNil(FrameRouter.armedAlarmEpoch(in: frame))
+        XCTAssertFalse(FrameRouter.readbackReportsNoAlarm(in: frame))
+    }
+
     /// A result-style single byte (e.g. an UNSUPPORTED echo) must not decode; the router falls back to
     /// the raw-hex line.
     func testShortGarbagePayload_decodesNil() {
@@ -84,6 +118,13 @@ final class AlarmReadbackDecodeTests: XCTestCase {
         XCTAssertFalse(FrameRouter.readbackReportsNoAlarm(in: frame))
     }
 
+    /// An armed 11-byte GET readback is NOT "no alarm" — same mutual exclusion, readback shape.
+    func testArmedGetReadback_isNotReportedAsNoAlarm() {
+        let frame = responseFrame(payload: [0x01, 0x01, 0xD0, 0x72, 0x8E, 0x6A, 0x00, 0x00, 0x04, 0x00, 0x20])
+        XCTAssertEqual(FrameRouter.armedAlarmEpoch(in: frame), 1_787_720_400)
+        XCTAssertFalse(FrameRouter.readbackReportsNoAlarm(in: frame))
+    }
+
     /// A short result-style payload (0x03) is neither an armed epoch NOR the epoch-0 sentinel — it's
     /// genuinely unparseable, so it still falls through to the raw-hex "unrecognised" branch.
     func testShortGarbage_isNotReportedAsNoAlarm() {
diff --git a/android/app/src/main/java/com/noop/ble/WhoopBleClient.kt b/android/app/src/main/java/com/noop/ble/WhoopBleClient.kt
index 759e30f5fc..08e42424f6 100644
--- a/android/app/src/main/java/com/noop/ble/WhoopBleClient.kt
+++ b/android/app/src/main/java/com/noop/ble/WhoopBleClient.kt
@@ -9714,10 +9714,12 @@ internal fun isPlausibleAlarmEpoch(epoch: Long): Boolean = epoch in 1_500_000_00
 
 /**
  * Extract the armed-alarm epoch from a GET_ALARM_TIME (cmd 67) COMMAND_RESPONSE, defensively (#401
- * close-out). The WHOOP 4.0 response layout is UNDOCUMENTED, so this tries the two shapes the firmware
- * could plausibly answer with - the SET_ALARM_TIME mirror (`[form 0x01][u32 LE epoch]…`, matching the
- * 9-byte payload we arm with) first, then a bare leading u32 LE - and accepts a candidate only when it
- * passes [isPlausibleAlarmEpoch]. Anything else returns null and the caller logs raw hex instead.
+ * close-out). The WHOOP 4.0 response layout is UNDOCUMENTED, so this tries the shapes the firmware has
+ * been seen to answer with - the 11-byte GET readback captured on fw 41.17.6.0
+ * (`[form 0x01][stored flag][u32 LE epoch][00 00][04 00 20]`, epoch at offset 2) first, then the
+ * SET_ALARM_TIME mirror (`[form 0x01][u32 LE epoch]…`, matching the 9-byte payload we arm with), then
+ * a bare leading u32 LE - and accepts a candidate only when it passes [isPlausibleAlarmEpoch].
+ * Anything else returns null and the caller logs raw hex instead.
  * Pinned by `AlarmReadbackDecodeTest`; twin of the Swift `FrameRouter.armedAlarmEpoch`.
  */
 internal fun whoop4ArmedAlarmEpoch(frame: ByteArray): Long? {
@@ -9729,6 +9731,18 @@ internal fun whoop4ArmedAlarmEpoch(frame: ByteArray): Long? {
             ((payload[at + 2].toLong() and 0xFFL) shl 16) or
             ((payload[at + 3].toLong() and 0xFFL) shl 24)
     }
+    // The GET readback (fw 41.17.6.0, three arm/readback captures 2026-08-26..28, #34/#1706): the
+    // epoch sits ONE byte further than in the SET mirror, because the readback carries a stored flag
+    // (0x00 = nothing stored, 0x01 = stored) the arm payload does not. The mirror-offset read of this
+    // shape returns the epoch's LOW THREE bytes shifted up a byte, plus the flag — wrong by roughly
+    // 256x and free to land anywhere in u32 range. In all three captures it landed on a 2045 date
+    // INSIDE the 2017..2100 plausibility window (an arm for 2026-08-26 read back as 2045-09-24), so
+    // the gate did not catch it and a MISMATCH was counted against a strap whose register is fine. So
+    // on this shape the mirror offsets are known-wrong and must NOT be tried: offset 2 decodes, or
+    // the payload falls to the raw-hex line.
+    if (payload.size == 11 && payload[0] == 0x01.toByte()) {
+        return u32le(2)?.takeIf { isPlausibleAlarmEpoch(it) }
+    }
     if (payload.isNotEmpty() && payload[0] == 0x01.toByte()) {
         u32le(1)?.takeIf { isPlausibleAlarmEpoch(it) }?.let { return it }
     }
@@ -9737,8 +9751,10 @@ internal fun whoop4ArmedAlarmEpoch(frame: ByteArray): Long? {
 
 /**
  * True when a GET_ALARM_TIME readback explicitly reports NO alarm stored — the epoch field decodes to
- * 0 in the same shapes [whoop4ArmedAlarmEpoch] reads (SET-mirror `[0x01][u32=0]` first, then a bare
- * leading `u32=0`). This is the strap's "nothing armed" sentinel, distinct from a genuinely unparseable
+ * 0 in the same shapes [whoop4ArmedAlarmEpoch] reads (the 11-byte GET readback `[0x01][flag][u32=0]…`
+ * first — the #34 field-report payload `01 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 04 00 20` is exactly this shape with
+ * the stored flag 0x00 — then the SET-mirror `[0x01][u32=0]`, then a bare leading `u32=0`). This is
+ * the strap's "nothing armed" sentinel, distinct from a genuinely unparseable
  * payload: an arm the strap silently dropped reads back as epoch 0, so labelling it "unrecognised" hid
  * the real signal (#34). Only consulted AFTER [whoop4ArmedAlarmEpoch] returns null. Twin of the Swift
  * `FrameRouter.readbackReportsNoAlarm`; pinned by `AlarmReadbackDecodeTest`.
@@ -9752,6 +9768,9 @@ internal fun whoop4ReadbackReportsNoAlarm(frame: ByteArray): Boolean {
             ((payload[at + 2].toLong() and 0xFFL) shl 16) or
             ((payload[at + 3].toLong() and 0xFFL) shl 24)
     }
+    if (payload.size == 11 && payload[0] == 0x01.toByte()) {
+        return u32le(2)?.let { it == 0L } ?: false
+    }
     if (payload.isNotEmpty() && payload[0] == 0x01.toByte()) {
         return u32le(1)?.let { it == 0L } ?: false
     }
diff --git a/android/app/src/test/java/com/noop/ble/AlarmReadbackDecodeTest.kt b/android/app/src/test/java/com/noop/ble/AlarmReadbackDecodeTest.kt
index 3b16408fc1..198b0500b8 100644
--- a/android/app/src/test/java/com/noop/ble/AlarmReadbackDecodeTest.kt
+++ b/android/app/src/test/java/com/noop/ble/AlarmReadbackDecodeTest.kt
@@ -59,6 +59,49 @@ class AlarmReadbackDecodeTest {
         assertEquals(1_750_990_944L, whoop4ArmedAlarmEpoch(frame))
     }
 
+    /**
+     * The armed GET readback, captured verbatim on fw 41.17.6.0 (2026-08-26, #34/#1706): 11 bytes,
+     * `[form 0x01][stored 0x01][u32 LE epoch][00 00][04 00 20]`, epoch at OFFSET 2. The SET-mirror
+     * read at offset 1 decodes this very payload to 2_389_889_025 — 2045-09-24, inside the
+     * plausibility window — so the gate cannot catch the misread and only this fixture pins the
+     * offset. (The arm that produced it sent epoch 1_787_720_400; the strap stored it exactly.)
+     */
+    @Test
+    fun getReadbackPayload_decodesEpochAtOffsetTwo() {
+        val frame = responseFrame(payload = bytes(0x01, 0x01, 0xD0, 0x72, 0x8E, 0x6A, 0x00, 0x00, 0x04, 0x00, 0x20))
+        assertEquals(1_787_720_400L, whoop4ArmedAlarmEpoch(frame))
+    }
+
+    /**
+     * All three arm/readback pairs from the same capture set (2026-08-26..28): each readback carries
+     * exactly the epoch the arm sent, at offset 2. Three independent values rule out coincidence —
+     * under the offset-1 misread each decodes to the value the app actually logged (2389889025 /
+     * 2412007425 / 2434125825: the sent epoch's low three bytes shifted up a byte, plus the flag).
+     */
+    @Test
+    fun getReadback_allThreeCaptures_decodeTheSentEpoch() {
+        val captures = listOf(
+            bytes(0x01, 0x01, 0xD0, 0x72, 0x8E, 0x6A, 0x00, 0x00, 0x04, 0x00, 0x20) to 1_787_720_400L,
+            bytes(0x01, 0x01, 0x50, 0xC4, 0x8F, 0x6A, 0x00, 0x00, 0x04, 0x00, 0x20) to 1_787_806_800L,
+            bytes(0x01, 0x01, 0xD0, 0x15, 0x91, 0x6A, 0x00, 0x00, 0x04, 0x00, 0x20) to 1_787_893_200L,
+        )
+        for ((payload, sentEpoch) in captures) {
+            assertEquals(sentEpoch, whoop4ArmedAlarmEpoch(responseFrame(payload = payload)))
+        }
+    }
+
+    /**
+     * An 11-byte readback whose epoch field is implausible falls to the raw-hex line, NOT to the
+     * mirror offsets — those are known-wrong for this shape (they fold the stored flag into the
+     * epoch's low byte), so trying them here could resurrect the misread this shape exists to kill.
+     */
+    @Test
+    fun getReadback_implausibleEpoch_fallsToRawHexNotMirrorRead() {
+        val frame = responseFrame(payload = bytes(0x01, 0x01, 0x05, 0x00, 0x00, 0x00, 0x00, 0x00, 0x04, 0x00, 0x20))
+        assertNull(whoop4ArmedAlarmEpoch(frame))
+        assertFalse(whoop4ReadbackReportsNoAlarm(frame))
+    }
+
     /** A result-style single byte (e.g. an UNSUPPORTED echo) must not decode - raw-hex fallback. */
     @Test
     fun shortGarbagePayload_decodesNull() {
@@ -131,6 +174,14 @@ class AlarmReadbackDecodeTest {
         assertFalse(whoop4ReadbackReportsNoAlarm(frame))
     }
 
+    /** An armed 11-byte GET readback is NOT "no alarm" — same mutual exclusion, readback shape. */
+    @Test
+    fun armedGetReadback_isNotReportedAsNoAlarm() {
+        val frame = responseFrame(payload = bytes(0x01, 0x01, 0xD0, 0x72, 0x8E, 0x6A, 0x00, 0x00, 0x04, 0x00, 0x20))
+        assertEquals(1_787_720_400L, whoop4ArmedAlarmEpoch(frame))
+        assertFalse(whoop4ReadbackReportsNoAlarm(frame))
+    }
+
     /** A short result-style payload (0x03) is neither an armed epoch NOR the epoch-0 sentinel. */
     @Test
     fun shortGarbage_isNotReportedAsNoAlarm() {