notifications.json

[
  {
    "title": "Therapy Appointment",
    "content": "In 15 mins",
    "icon": "cal.ico",
    "actions" : ["Complete", "Later"]
  },
  {
    "title": "STD Test",
    "content": "Tomorrow",
    "icon": "cal.ico",
    "actions" : ["Complete", "Later"]
  },
  {
    "title": "Job Interview",
    "content": "Next Friday",
    "icon": "cal.ico",
    "actions" : ["Complete", "Later"]
  },
  {
    "title": "*female sent you a wink!",
    "content": "Oh my god, you are so dirty! I love it!!!!!!!!!",
    "icon": "mail.png",
    "actions" : ["Reply", "Delete"]
  },
  {
    "title": "Ebay Auction Alert",
    "content": "Your bid on \"Life-size Blow-Up Doll\" is no longer the highest bid.",
    "icon": "mail.png",
    "actions" : ["Reply", "Delete"]
  },
  {
    "title": "Your Fleshlight has been shipped!",
    "content": "You're on a one way ticket to pleasuretown",
    "icon": "mail.png",
    "actions" : ["Reply", "Delete"]
  },
  {
    "title": "YouPorn: Billing Issue",
    "content": "We couldn't charge your credit card ending in 3241.",
    "icon": "mail.png",
    "actions" : ["Reply", "Delete"]
  },
  {
    "title": "Ashley Madison: New Message",
    "content": "Are you sure your wife won't find out?",
    "icon": "mail.png",
    "actions" : ["Reply", "Delete"]
  },
  {
    "title": "OKCupid: He's Totally Into You!",
    "content": "A 78-year-old man in San Diego likes you!",
    "icon": "mail.png",
    "actions" : ["Reply", "Delete"]
  },
  {
    "title": "Return Request Denied",
    "content": "There are no refunds on dildos, sorry!",
    "icon": "mail.png",
    "actions" : ["Reply", "Delete"]
  },
  {
    "title": "💕  Babygirl 😍",
    "content": "Sooo sorry... Dr just called... I have herpes you need to get checked",
    "icon": "*female"
  },
  {
    "title": "Sidechick 👅",
    "content": "🍆 🍑 💦 💦",
    "icon": "*female"
  },
  {
    "title": "Mom",
    "content": "Hey sweetie! Did you figure out what that rash is? xoxo",
    "icon": "imessage.png"
  },
  {
    "title": "Mom",
    "content": "What's a \"milf?\" Your friends keep calling me that.",
    "icon": "imessage.png"
  },
  {
    "title": "Dad",
    "content": "You should know that I'm very disappointed in you.",
    "icon": "imessage.png"
  },
  {
    "title": "*male",
    "content": "Did you make it home okay? You were fucked up..",
    "icon": "imessage.png"
  },
  {
    "title": "*male The Dealer",
    "content": "Kilo coming in on sat. How much u want?",
    "icon": "imessage.png"
  },
  {
    "title": "Uncle *male",
    "content": "WOOOO!! #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN!",
    "icon": "imessage.png"
  },
  {
    "title": "*male",
    "content": "idk, is this big?! ;)",
    "icon": "grindr.png",
    "image" : "dickpic.png"
  },
  {
    "title": "*male",
    "content": "Fuck this client. Seriously.",
    "icon": "slack.png"
  },
  {
    "title": "*male",
    "content": "THESE ARE COMING UP ON YOUR SCREEN!!!!!!!",
    "icon": "slack.png"
  },
  {
    "title": "*female",
    "content": "I'm going to quit. Fuck this place.",
    "icon": "slack.png"
  },
  {
    "title": "*female",
    "content": "Your name is on the wall in HR. What did you do?",
    "icon": "slack.png"
  },
  {
    "title": "*female",
    "content": "We are SO overcharging this moron.",
    "icon": "slack.png"
  },
  {
    "title": "*female",
    "content": "Heads up, *female wants to fire you",
    "icon": "slack.png"
  },
  {
    "title": "*female",
    "content": "Your boss sounds like a tool.",
    "icon": "slack.png"
  },
  {
    "title": "*female sent you a message.",
    "content": "Please stop sending me dick pics. PS, it's tiny.",
    "icon": "facebook.png"
  },
  {
    "title": "Fuckboy",
    "content": "Netflix n chill? hmu 😇 😈",
    "icon": "imessage.png"
  },
  {
    "title": "Vinny",
    "content": "Yo wheres my fuckin money? I'm outside ur office.",
    "icon": "imessage.png"
  },
  {
    "title": "*male",
    "content": "The password for tonight's orgy is \"astroglide\".",
    "icon": "imessage.png"
  },
  {
    "title": "Dad",
    "content": "We think it's time for you to move out.",
    "icon": "imessage.png"
  },
  {
    "title": "*female Crazy Ex",
    "content": "This bitch keep likin ur photos on instagram",
    "icon": "*female"
  },
  {
    "title": "*male",
    "content": "HR says \"genital warts\" aren't covered.",
    "icon": "slack.png"
  },
  {
    "title": "BFF 💗",
    "content": "Betchhh, call in sick tomorrow. VEGASS$$$!!!!",
    "icon": "*female"
  }
]