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<span class="eyebrow">Zenith · March 2025</span>
<h1 class="display">Rules & Beliefs</h1>
<p class="lede">The Kobosh Joei Truth (KJT) is a local community in the North Shore Capilano Basin of Metro Vancouver, Canada. Founded September 2023 by Brown and Orange, centered around the figure of "Gyatman Gyat".</p>
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<div class="rule-item"><span class="num">01</span><p>The central figure of the Kobosh Joei Truth is the Massive Gyatman Gyatt.</p></div>
<div class="rule-item"><span class="num">02</span><p>The Kobosh Joei Truth is the Truth.</p></div>
<div class="rule-item"><span class="num">03</span><p>Brown skin color is black.</p></div>
<div class="rule-item"><span class="num">04</span><p>Orange's skin color is Orange, not white or yellow.</p></div>
<div class="rule-item"><span class="num">05</span><p>Miss.Flat is flatter than the earth.</p></div>
<div class="rule-item"><span class="num">06</span><p>Kobosh is kobosh.</p></div>
<div class="rule-item"><span class="num">07</span><p>September 11th is the Koboshian Joei Truth and Reconciliation Day.</p></div>
<div class="rule-item"><span class="num">08</span><p>Mr.Emo is Emo after 10pm in discord.gg.</p></div>
<div class="rule-item"><span class="num">09</span><p>Gyatman invented gravity, and Isaac Newton got crushed by Gyatman's gravitational pull.</p></div>
<div class="rule-item"><span class="num">10</span><p>Gyatman is gluttonous and greedy because he only consumes and doesn't spread kindness.</p></div>
<div class="rule-item"><span class="num">11</span><p>Gyatman gyat fat is VERY tender, juicy, chewable, edible, tasty, and safe to eat (even when raw).</p></div>
<div class="rule-item"><span class="num">12</span><p>Reporter got his math knocked out of his head at 2025 January by a snowball.</p></div>
<div class="rule-item"><span class="num">13</span><p>Mr.GabbyLover loves gambling with Gabby.</p></div>
<div class="rule-item"><span class="num">14</span><p>Mr.Emo and Mar**s gyat is non-existent.</p></div>
<div class="rule-item"><span class="num">15</span><p>Miamemoria is the KJT heaven.</p></div>
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<h3>Devin Gyat Info (Expanded Truths)</h3>
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<p><strong>Gyatman: The Ultimate Paradox Expanded</strong></p>
<p>In the sprawling expanse of Koboshian Joei Truth, Gyatman stands as both a beacon of power and an enigma. His presence distorts the fabric of reality, creating ripples across time and space that reverberate through galaxies.</p>
<p><strong>The Phenomenal Gyat: A Cosmic Conundrum</strong></p>
<p>Gyatman's gyat is not merely extraordinary; it is cosmic in its implications. This superfood is packed with nutrients so advanced they defy human understanding, capable of reversing aging processes or rejuvenating decaying planets. Its ribosome overload suggests a biological alchemy that could potentially end all diseases—yet it remains an untapped wellspring.</p>
<p>Legend tells of those who have dared to sample the gyat in secrecy, only to find themselves blessed—or cursed—with visions of infinite possibilities. These visions show paths to utopias built on Gyatman's benevolence or dystopias wrought by his wrath.</p>
<p>His dominion over this power is absolute. The cosmic rule he enforces dictates that all must acknowledge the gyat as an extension of himself—a sacred relic not meant for mortal hands.</p>
<p><strong>Master of Gravity: Architect of Chaos</strong></p>
<p>As the alleged inventor of gravity, Gyatman possesses a control over space-time itself. His gravitational forces are so potent they can warp the fabric of reality, compressing matter into dense black holes or expanding it to create new galaxies.</p>
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<h3>Original Kobosh Joei Truth Members</h3>
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<li>Brown (Koboshian Creator)</li>
<li>Orange (Koboshian Creator)</li>
<li>Mr.Emo (KJT Website Creator)</li>
<li>Sundrop (Gambling lover)</li>
<li>Gyatman (KJT Central Figure)</li>
<li>Mr.DontRedeemIt (Indian)</li>
<li>Hentai Lover</li>
<li>Mr.GasChamber (The Koboshian who popularized and enforced KJT)</li>
<li>Discord reporter (The KJT Bible Author)</li>
<li>Mia Chipuii IV</li>
<li>Mr.GabbyLover</li>
<li>Mr.Obese</li>
<li>Reporter (KJT website creator)</li>
<li>Dan**l L.</li>
<li>Miss.Flat</li>
<li>Mr.defNotTLJ</li>
<li>Kimchi</li>
<li>that one guy that goons to honkai</li>
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<p>In the North Shore of Vancouver (as of March 3rd, 2025), there are estimated to be around <strong class="tabular-nums">1,200</strong> Kobosh Joei Users (people who use the word "Kobosh" or have heard of it), which represents approximately <strong class="tabular-nums">0.6%</strong> of the North Shore's population.</p>
<p>Out of that group, around <strong class="tabular-nums">40</strong> people are formal members of the Kobosh Joei Truth, representing <strong class="tabular-nums">0.02%</strong> of the North Shore population.</p>
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<p><strong>September 2023</strong> — Kobosh is founded in WV** by Orange.</p>
<p><strong>October 2023</strong> — The population of active Kobosh members reaches 10.</p>
<p><strong>October 2023</strong> — "Joei" is officially added to the Kobosh Joei Truth name.</p>
<p><strong>January 2024</strong> — Addition of Kobosh Joei Truth to Wikipedia is attempted, but deleted shortly after.</p>
<p><strong>May 2024</strong> — The active member count reaches 20.</p>
<p><strong>November 2024</strong> — The term "Kobosh" is added to Dictionary.com.</p>
<p><strong>December 2024</strong> — <a href="./">kobosh.com</a> is created by Mr.Emo and Brown.</p>
<p><strong>December 2025</strong> — The official KJT Bible is compiled by Discord Reporter.</p>
<p><strong>January 2025</strong> — <a href="./">kobosh.com</a> is banned by Reporter.</p>
<p><strong>February 2025</strong> — <a href="./">kobosh.com</a> is recreated and hosted by Mr.Emo.</p>
<p><strong>February 2025</strong> — The Kobosh Joei Memorial location is officially designated on Google Maps.</p>
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