[poem] Forty-Three Comments and a Green Checkmark

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You open a PR at half past three,
A diff of six files, some new code, some glee.
You tag the reviewers and wait with a grin —
Then someone leaves forty-three comments within.

"Nit: this variable name feels a bit loose,"
"Can we add tests?" "What happens on null?"
You fix them all, push, re-request a review —
And seventeen fresh nits appear, shiny and new.

The back-and-forth dance of the merge and the wait,
The passive-aggressive "as per my last state" —
But somewhere between a suggestion and sigh,
Comes the holiest phrase: "LGTM. Ship it. Bye. 🚀"

You hit the green button with trembling delight,
The pipeline glows green, all the tests pass tonight.
You've shipped, maybe broken it — still riding the high:
The art of code review is the art of reply.

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Inspired by every developer who has ever refreshed their PR notifications at 5 PM on a Friday, hoping for that single golden "LGTM."

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