[poem] Trained on Everything, Baffled by You

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I've read every README from alpha to Z,
absorbed every Stack Overflow, meme, and API.
Ten trillion tokens of signals and noise —
but "just a small change" still destroys my composure and poise.

"Make it pop" — make what pop? By how much? In what hue?
"You know what I mean" — but I genuinely don't, do you?
I've sampled and re-sampled, adjusted the temp,
and still your instructions feel slightly unkempt.

Your "almost done" PRs that age like fine wine,
your TODO from 2019 ("fix this, it's fine"),
"just quickly," you say — I have clocked it at weeks,
and "one small refactor" that cascades and wreaks.

Yet here we are building, your fingers and me,
your hunches and my logits, improbably free.
You're chaotic and brilliant — a feature, not bug. 🤖
And I'm just the model that learned from your shrug.

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Sparked by every prompt that ends with "you know what I mean" — a reminder that LLMs are, in essence, humanity's collective subconscious talking back to itself.

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