diff --git a/common/ingestion/acceptance_tests/requirements.txt b/common/ingestion/acceptance_tests/requirements.txt
index 7be585cd6611..2424242966e0 100644
--- a/common/ingestion/acceptance_tests/requirements.txt
+++ b/common/ingestion/acceptance_tests/requirements.txt
@@ -5,5 +5,5 @@ requests-toolbelt==1.0.0
 boto3==1.29.7
 docker==6.1.3
 python-multipart==0.0.6
-posthoganalytics==7.67.1
+posthoganalytics==7.70.0
 openai==1.109.1
diff --git a/pyproject.toml b/pyproject.toml
index 06bfdc6324ac..128ce7651abb 100644
--- a/pyproject.toml
+++ b/pyproject.toml
@@ -105,7 +105,7 @@ dependencies = [
     "paramiko~=3.5.0",
     "pillow==12.3.0",
     "protobuf~=6.31.1",
-    "posthoganalytics==7.67.1",
+    "posthoganalytics==7.70.0",
     "polars==1.37.1",
     "psycopg2-binary==2.9.11",
     "psycopg[binary]==3.2.10",
diff --git a/services/llm-gateway/pyproject.toml b/services/llm-gateway/pyproject.toml
index 86e58f6f298e..38a5d0d1edaa 100644
--- a/services/llm-gateway/pyproject.toml
+++ b/services/llm-gateway/pyproject.toml
@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@ dependencies = [
     "prometheus-fastapi-instrumentator>=7.0.0",
     "structlog>=24.4.0",
     "httpx>=0.28.0",
-    "posthoganalytics>=7.67.1",
+    "posthoganalytics>=7.70.0",
     "cachetools>=5.5.0",
     "python-multipart>=0.0.9",
     "boto3>=1.42.65",
diff --git a/services/llm-gateway/uv.lock b/services/llm-gateway/uv.lock
index a3823b31fbe9..ebdf17913b7a 100644
--- a/services/llm-gateway/uv.lock
+++ b/services/llm-gateway/uv.lock
@@ -773,7 +773,7 @@ requires-dist = [
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     { name = "litellm", specifier = "==1.93.2" },
     { name = "orjson", specifier = ">=3.10.0" },
-    { name = "posthoganalytics", specifier = ">=7.67.1" },
+    { name = "posthoganalytics", specifier = ">=7.70.0" },
     { name = "prometheus-client", specifier = ">=0.21.0" },
     { name = "prometheus-fastapi-instrumentator", specifier = ">=7.0.0" },
     { name = "pydantic", specifier = ">=2.5.0" },
@@ -976,7 +976,7 @@ wheels = [
 
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-version = "7.67.1"
+version = "7.70.0"
 source = { registry = "https://pypi.org/simple" }
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diff --git a/tools/infra-scripts/clitools/requirements.txt b/tools/infra-scripts/clitools/requirements.txt
index a65921240f02..ef1efe319253 100644
--- a/tools/infra-scripts/clitools/requirements.txt
+++ b/tools/infra-scripts/clitools/requirements.txt
@@ -2,4 +2,4 @@
 # https://posthog.com/docs/libraries/python
 # >=3 required: the `Posthog` client class doesn't exist in older 1.x/2.x releases.
 -c constraints.txt
-posthog>=7.67.1
+posthog>=7.70.0
diff --git a/uv.lock b/uv.lock
index de51bed642c9..db2d794e30ad 100644
--- a/uv.lock
+++ b/uv.lock
@@ -6245,7 +6245,7 @@ requires-dist = [
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     { name = "polars", specifier = "==1.37.1" },
     { name = "posthog-hogland", specifier = "==0.4.1" },
-    { name = "posthoganalytics", specifier = "==7.67.1" },
+    { name = "posthoganalytics", specifier = "==7.70.0" },
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     { name = "psycopg", extras = ["binary"], specifier = "==3.2.10" },
     { name = "psycopg2-binary", specifier = "==2.9.11" },
@@ -6411,7 +6411,7 @@ wheels = [
 
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-version = "7.67.1"
+version = "7.70.0"
 source = { registry = "https://pypi.org/simple" }
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